Threesome Morning After

Phil: Hi Marisa, this is Phil, from the threesome last night.
Marisa: Oh hey, Phil! How's it going?
Phil: Good. Um, this is kinda awkward for me, I've never had a threesome before and I don't really know--
Automated voice: TINA has entered the conference call.
Phil: Wait, what?
Marisa: I invited Tina. You know, the other girl in our threesome last night. Hey, Tina!
Tina: Hi guys! Are you as sore as I am? Haha!
Phil: Uh, yeah so what I wanted to say, Marisa, was that I think I have some feelings--
Marisa: You have soft hands.
Phil: Huh? Well, thanks I guess but-
Marisa: Oh no, I was talking to Tina.
Tina: Thanks!
Automated voice: KEITH has just entered the conference call.
Keith: What up biznitches!?
Marisa: Yo Keith!
Tina: Sup?
Phil: What? Who's Keith?
Marisa: Oh we forgot to mention...Keith hid in the closet during the threesome. He likes to watch.
Keith: Don't worry, you were totally hot, man!
Phil: Ah jeez, guys, this all feels really weird. Maybe you're used to all this kinky sex stuff, but I'm just a regular guy. I'm not used to threeways, or guys watching from the closet, or conference calls.
Tina: Oh don't be intimidated, we just set up this group call because it's the easiest way for all of us to talk. It's not like an actual business conference or anything.
Automated voice: MR. BEASLEY has entered the conference call.
Mr. Beasley: Murrr-dock! You're late for your 11:15 clusterfuck!
Marisa: Sorry, Mr. Beasley, my two o'clock here is running long.
Phil: Wait, your job is to have group sex with people? What's going on?
Mr. Beasley: Ah, is that you, Phil? Phil Jameson? I read your file this morning. We could use a man of your caliber here at the firm.
Phil: (flattered) Why thank you, Mr. Beasley I--(snaps out of it) No! No, I just want to tell Marisa I--
Marisa: Sorry, Phil, we have an important meeting now. Maybe Janice our secretary can pencil you in for an afternoon time tomorrow?
Phil: But I...
Automated voice: MARISA, KEITH, and TINA have left the conference call.
Phil: ...I love you.