Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Desperation Time

After surfing through the interbutts today I was shocked and disappointed to find my blog was not quite as popular as Gawker yet. Below are some schemes I thought of that should boost this site's hit count:

A Desperate Attempt at Boosting this Blog's Hits

Hey, have you heard the latest gossip about Paris Hilton? What about the Britney Spears? Or that Blue-Ray disc? No? Too bad then. Now if you'll excuse me, I should get back to this Chicken Recipe I've been working on.

A desperate attempt at getting Blogspot's attention

Hey, Blogspot.com! Your blogging services are of substandard quality!

A desperate attempt at getting the attention of an old high school friend

Hey, Tim Hahn! Your jumpshot in high school was of substandard quality!

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