Friday, January 4, 2008

A Story About Something Really Funny that Happened to Me in High School

DISCLAIMER: THE NAMES OF SOME PEOPLE, PLACES, THINGS AND EVEN ACTIONS HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE PRIVACY OF THOSE INVOLVED.

So it's junior year, and I'm sitting in chemistry class with my buddy Thomas Jefferson. It's your typical boring day at St. Tyrannosaurus Rex High. Mrs. The Incredible Hulk is blabbing about covalent bonds, Megan Meganson is dressed like a slut, and star quarterback Todd Fartington is getting all the chicks. Suddenly my buddy Thomas Jefferson gets an idea. Why don't we hide Mrs. The Incredible Hulk's Bunsen burners in Canada? he says. Just as he says this, Stonewall Jackson burst in riding Ghost Rider's motorcycle, Todd Fartington killed a gnome, and Megan Meganson started crying because a hippo sneezed. Then I said "I guess that's why they call them covalent bonds!" and everyone laughed.

Great story, huh?

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